Podcast 1056: (At the Supermarket Transcript)

Hello, everyone. Welcome again to another Teacher Joseph podcast.                                                        

Well, today I’m in the supermarket and I’m walking around deciding what I’m going to have for dinner. Now, you might think that sounds like quite an easy thing but actually, you know what? For me it’s not the easiest thing in the world. I have to say.

Oh delicious. What’s this? Spicy dough Pepperoni (Pizza). I don’t even know what pepperoni is. That’s sausage, isn’t it? Well, I’m not going to have that. I am supposedly vegetarian.

Let’s see what else they have here. Umm, two beef and vegetable…. Oh, no, no, that’s beef. I don’t want that. What’s this? Loin steaks? No, that’s pork. I’m not going to have that either. Yeah, I’m just looking for something delicious, you know, to have tonight. And I also want to buy some sugar. So that’s why I’m here wandering around.

I’m in one of these frozen food stores where everything is frozen and you might think that sounds a bit strange, but perfectly normal here. Fresh food is hard to come by in a place like this …so…

Oh delicious…. what’s this? Bounty bars…. oh I haven’t them in years… Bounty bars? Yeah, I’m going to have some of those. They’re delicious. It’s basically a chocolate bar. Coconut, covered in chocolate. But really, if if I’m going to have something sweet, I want to have the doughnuts and I’m just eyeing them up as I’m walking around. So let me see where I can find them.

Let’s see. Yeah. So I’m still looking for something else for tonight’s dinner as well. There’s nothing jumping up and hitting me. OK, here’s the chicken frozen food aisle. Everything is in like cabinets, so it’s gonna be easy to peer in. Just to see what they have, let me have a little look.

Yeah, delicious. There’s more pizzas. Ohh, lovely. What’s this? Vegetable pasta bolognese pre packed. Well, that’s kind of tempting, isn’t it? That’s a keeper. Let’s see. Breast fillet, sesame chicken. Well, I could make that at home. I’m looking for something a little bit different, a little bit easier. A snack box. Oh, no….at this rate, I’ll be making something myself. Well, maybe I’ll get some bread anyway, because I’ve not had a proper loaf of bread in a long time, so it’s always nice to have, isn’t it? So let’s see. Yeah, I’ll just take the sliced bread and I’ll carry on looking for my thing for tonight’s dinner.

OK, let me see… chicken chow mein. I love these, these kind of like frozen food shops. OK, it’s not Fresh, but within seconds you could be eating something which is quite good. Oh, delicious. Oh, ham and pineapple pizza. I know that upsets Italian people. Sorry if you’re Italian, but it is very common here.

A four cheese pizza. Yeah, I’ll have that. I mean, I could make one, but today I don’t have time because I’m busy revising for my Gaelic exam which is coming up on Friday and that’s my last exam of the year. Well, last exam of the semester, so….

Oh delicious, I love that… Doctor Ohkter’s pizzas. They’re always nice aren’t they. A bit more pricey as well, I think. I’ll stay with my four cheese pizza, I think.

Yeah, oh delicious. I still haven’t seen the doughnuts. I’m still trying to find them. They must be here somewhere. Let me just have another look. No… I can see biscuits and cakes, but let’s see…. I don’t see doughnuts. I’m gonna try the biscuit aisle because I need to have them. Do you know I was talking to someone last night about Swiss chocolate, and after that I just became really hungry. So I got up so early this morning, determined to disappear and get to the shops, you know?

Right, here’s the biscuit (aisle). Oh delicious. What’s this? Still in the frozen part… Cadburys Dairy Milk, creamy vanilla ice cream. Oh, so these are ice lollies. Oh, lovely. Delicious. I love those. What else do we have here? Oh cheesecake. Ohh strawberry gateau. Oh lovely. I do like a bit of em…. All right, here’s the…. here’s the biscuits. zero… slims no sugar. Oh, no. I don’t want some of those. I’m looking for hardcore doughnuts here. No……. Oh Wagon wheels. So lovely. Ohh Toblerone, how much is that? That’s a bit pricey, but. After talking about Swiss food last night, I’m very tempted. I won’t. I won’t.

Yeah, I don’t see any here. I’m just going to do another quick spin around the shop just to see, but I’m not seeing pre packed doughnuts anywhere. Which is a great pity, cause it’s exactly what..(*I want) they are delicious. Air fry southern fried chicken breast strips. I wouldn’t mind some of those…. Tea, well, I’ve got loads of that. I got a delicious box of tea bags a few days ago. Right, I’m back at the bread part just to see if I can find some doughnuts. Oh yeah, these will do. Croissant with chocolate filling. Well, if you buy enough of them, that will satisfy me, I suppose.

Umm. Yeah, I’m not really seeing what I want though. OK, no worries. Well, I have enough kind of like things to keep me going with the amount of sugar that I’ve got in my basket, sitting happily next to the pizza. And that’s it. Look, delicious. Ma Rayburn sweet pancakes. Well, I can make pancakes myself, so I don’t know why I have to buy them here, but… well, that’s it. So I hope you’ve enjoyed this and. I’ll catch up with you again soon and eh…

Yeah, I’m just going to have another quick spin over to the biscuits and then I’m done.

See you. Bye.